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Showing posts with label Machete. Show all posts
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Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Machete Review


The wait is finally over! Here it is, the moment I've been waiting for! Well, sort of... As far as over-the-top action, blood, and nudity are concerned, Machete delivers for sure. And I can't say it isn't entertaining as hell, because it is. It's just that its not exactly the movie I expected. I was going into this movie thinking it would be Robert Rodriguez's Kill Bill, but what I got was Robert Rodriguez's Black Dynamite. It is as much a parody, if not more so, as it is an homage. I knew there would be some laughs thrown in with the bloody, limb-chopping violence, I didn't anticipate the level of comedy in Machete. I didn't mind it, in the first two acts of the film, but by the third act it began to run a bit thin in my opinion. For example, there is a scene in Machete, where he and Sartana are trying to figure out the password to open some secret files on a computer disk. When they crack the code, the computer screen reads "BINGO". Kinda corny.

Beyond the overly comedic tone, the movie is exactly what I wanted to see. Plenty of gore, splattered brains, and hack-offed limbs.

I think Danny Trejo pulls off his first starring role very well as Machete, and hope Rodriguez comes through with the sequels promised at the end. It's definitely one of the funnest movies I've seen in a long time. *** out of ****

Friday, July 9, 2010

New Machete Trailer!!!!

Here it is, the new feature trailer for Robert Rodriguez's Machete! If, somehow, you haven't heard about this movie, its a spin-off of the movie Grindhouse. Machete (Danny Trejo), is an ex-Mexican federale, on the run after he is double-crossed while attempting to assassinate the corrupt Senator McLaughlin (Robert DeNiro). The cast also includes Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Lindsay Lohan (who is nowhere to be seen in the new trailer), Jeff Fahey, Cheech Marin, Michelle Rodriguez, and Don Johnson.

The movie looks like it's gonna be ILL! A motorcycle with a gatling gun mouneted on it, a shotgun wielding priest, a missile shooting car, Steven Seagal as a villain, and bad guys wearing luchadore masks! Machete has the potential to be the coolest movie ever.

Here's the trailer: